Sgt 'Arry

Sgt 'Arry is a brutish leader of the Unmentionables. Deemed unfit for command of the regular guard for being drunk while on duty, they put him in charge of the Unmentionables, as his tenure and decorated history of defense of the town kept them from firing him, and he was unable to fit into the chair required for a desk job. He is said to have a family, a loving wife, and four dogs, but nobody has seen them.

Metagame Origin
Sgt. 'Arry's pattern of speech and dim-witted personality are largely inspired by Michael Palin's RSM character from the movie Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, though Sgt. 'Arry is considerably less amenable towards others' wants and needs.