'Action Stibbons'

"Action Stibbons" is the de facto Dean of Unnecessary Academy, as he is the only administrator capable of getting things done. After a short stint as a low level bureaucrat in the Academy, he let his pent up rage get the better of him and smacked one of his superiors for not having certain essential paperwork ready. The superior, shocked and horrified at the sudden violation of Academic protocol, immediately processed the paperwork. He then became known as "Action Stibbons" for his propensity to use violence, specifically a 'Motivation Stick,' which he carries with him at all times. He rose through the ranks through sheer intimidation, and is now the primary source of progress within the Academy, as most of the faculty and staff are interested only in large dinners and publishing esoteric papers. Due to the constant stress of his job, he has a snap temper and seems constantly exhausted. Physically, he is a short, buff man with stringy black hair and a perpetual scowl.